Tuesday, November 16, 2010

celebzies

Celebs I’d hook up with:
1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely get with.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might get with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who you’re not attracted to.
4. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
Rupert Grint ---strike
Samuel L. Jackson lol
Hayden Christensen
Ian Somerhalder
Shia Labeouf
Patrick Stump
Hugh Grant
Colin Firth
Billy Zane
Leonardo Di Caprio
Chris Brown ---STRIKE---fuck no! haha i don't like getting beat
Vin Diesel
Paul Walker
Ryan Sheckler
James Marsden
Simon Cowell
Joe Jonas----strike
Pete Wentz
Bradley Cooper
Elijah Wood
Tobey McGuire
James Franco
Nick Jonas
Emile Hirsch
Tom Welling
Kanye West
Ryan Gosling
Jason Segel
Orlando Bloom
Michael Trevino?
Matt Lanter
Johnny Depp
Paul Rudd
Bill Hader
Justin Timberlake
Kevin Jonas ----strike! i dont need to push him farther in the closet
Zac Efron ----STRIKE!
Robert Pattinson
Jude Law
Matt Prokop
Daniel Radcliffe
Christian Bale ---i'm scared
Corbin Bleu
Taylor Lautner
Ed Westwick
Justin Bieber
David Henrie
John Stamos
Kevin Smith
Shane Dawson
Jon Gosselin---strike
Davedays
Ricky Martin --gay
Ben Affleck
Jared Leto
Chris Pine
Brandon Flowers Evan Peters
Gerard Butler
Ashton Kutcher
David Beckham
Danny Jones?
Kellan Lutz
Chris Evans
Jonathan Rhys Meyers?
William Beckett?
Eric Dane
Kris Allen----strike
Chris Colfer---gay
Adam Lambert --gay
Jared Padalecki
Hugh Jackman
Russell Brand
Robert Downey Jr
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Brad Pitt---not post-angie
Channing Tatum--- his body, not his face
Levi Johnston---STRIKE! VOMIT.
Nicholas Hoult
Hunter Parrish
Owen Wilson ---strike, sorry owe!
Chace Crawford
Matthew Morrison
Chris Cornell
Pierce Brosnan
John Mayer---STRIKE. ew
Penn Badgley
Milo Ventimiglia
Tom Delonge(times a million) (i love you)
David Archuleta---i'd feel like i'm raping a baby elf
Michael Buble
Ryan Reynolds
Adam Levine (only in 2004)
Jeremy Sumpter
Luke Pasqualino
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ben McKenzie
Drake Bell
Adam Brody
Joel Madden
Logan Lerman
Adam Lazzara?
Craig Owens?
Zach Braff
Trace Cyrus ---strike
Bruno Mars ---strike, your not amazing
Johnny Knoxville
Micheal Jackson ---i'm not a necrophiliac, or a macaully culkian
Prince ---strike, he wears assless purple suits
Paul McCartney
Josh Hutcherson
Jason Earles
Criss Angel
Tom Brady
Nikki Sixx
Matthew Perry
Alexander Skarsgard
Teddy Gieger
Shane West
Ryan Seacrest ---strike
Paolo Nutini
Adam Sevani
Jim Sturgess
Jon Bon Jovi
Gerard Way
Stephen Colbert
Justin Long
Enrique Iglesias ---strike
Jonah Hill
Mitch Hewer
Snoop Dogg
Barack Obama ---illuminati, hypocrite
Chord Overstreet
Cam Gigandet
Cristiano Ronaldo

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