The world around me gets bigger, and I shrink

Trubie Life

What Life was like before True Blood...

I can't Quite think back that far, but I think I remember it sucking.
No Pun Intended.

Epic iCarly Moment

iCarly never fails to bring the LOLs

Sam: Open the door, Gibby!
Gibby: Hey, Sam, nice dress
Sam: Thank, what up with your hair?
Gibby: Oh, I used a leave in conditioner...they have that now
Sam: I know
Gibby: So, whatcha doin' here?
Sam: Well, I decided you are taking me to the dance
Gibby: But, I told you, I don't want to go
Sam: Listen, I know I can be a little intimidating, but you don't have to be scared of me, alright
Gibby: But
Sam: C'mon you don't have to sit home by yourself, and be a loser!Don't you wanna go out, have a little fun?
Gibby:Look, I really appreciate you coming over here, but
(Tall, dressed up, girl"TASHA" walks up behind gibby)
Tasha: How long are you gonna keep me waiting?
(Sam's expression changes from confusion to shock)
Tasha: Who's she?
Sam: who's you?
Gibby: (to tasha) It's cool. She's just a friend, give me 2 seconds
Tasha: k. (walks out of frame)
Sam: who was that!?
Gibby:Tasha
Sam: And, you're...on a date...with her?
Gibby: Yeah
Sam: Well, what's wrong with her!
Gibby: nothing! (leans closer) nothing...at...all
Sam:So, why didn't you take Tasha to the dance
Gibby: 'cuz it's girl's choice, and she doesn't go to our school
Tasha:(walks back into frame) Gibby! c'mon! You're mom just brought us strawberries and whippedcream
Gibby: (to sam) LATERRRR! (shuts door, leaving sam with her shocked expression)

http://www.icarly.com/iVideo/index.html#vid9370
Gibby's Video messages to Tasha! STRONGLY RECOMMENDED!

Degrassi: breakfast, lunch, and dinner

I'm right there with you, Molly Ringwald

If only my life were one big John Hughes movie

Beard Suit

Geena Davis & Jeff Goldblum

No other seventeen year-old on the planet feels the pain and distress, or just momentary melancholy every day that I do, just knowing that this 80s power couple didn't last; or anyone else for that matter
If they couldn't make it, who can?

Has Anyone Else Noticed

How insane Ryan Seacrest has been acting for the past year & a half now; I guess the multitudes of jobs have finally gotten to him.... he's surely on something.

My Bad-Ass Bitch Inspiration

Barbara Stanwyck

Haven't found any exceptions yet

Maybe I know somewhere
deep in my soul
that love never lasts.
And we've got to find other ways
to make it alone.
Keep a straight face.
And I've always lived like this
keeping a comfortable distance.
And up until now I had sworn to myself
that I'm content with loneliness.

Because none of it was ever worth the risk.

Well you are the only exception.

Dude, who remember's this scene in Never Ending Story?

"BASTION!!"

.....oh just me.

Senior ZitiZen

Well, school had been in session for a week and a half now. I spent the majority of my time not contemplating what the people around me were saying due to intense sleep deprivation and fear of the newly learned "illuminati" conspiracy theory. After finally getting over it on a day of strangely coincicidental events that made me inexplicably happy. After watching the lastest episodes of degrassi and iCarly, as any respectable senior in high school would, I have completely distanced myself from my intense fear of government and paranoia. I have taken a vow to myself that I would now just live, and as long as I have a roof over my head and people making me laugh, I'll be just fine. It's my own new conspiracy theory. But, I do still acknowledge the strangeness of a bunch of grown political leaders being in an age old secret society named "skull and bones" wearing black and red capes in front of an enormous flame-smothered owl idol in the middle of an enormous private forest. But, I will continue to block out that knowledge. After the latest salmonella egg recall outbreak, I'm pretty paranoid about the eggs in my fridge, but I ate them anyway, despite dropping them on the floor during my attempt to flip them neatly. I am coincidentally feeling a tad sick at the moment. The eternal cynic is strongly trying to fulfill her new happy-go-lucky, positive lifestyle. I went to the 80s back to school dance dressed as Debbie Harry last night, even though all of the kids with absolutely no sense of pop culture, had no idea who i was supposed to be. I danced, I sweat like I've never sweat before, and I enjoye watching all of the babies try their hand at attracting the opposite sex. I'll live. I'll be okay. Now for a breathing excercise...

Degrassi: The Boiling Point

So, I'm getting way too into this new Degrassi episode every night business. I'm like cancelling plans at this point. I'm just really waiting for Holly J and that bleach blonde chubby faced girl to leave, so Declan can get his groove on, Kasey can get his groove on, Alli can get drew to be her biff, darcy's little sister and that emo hurst driving kid can get it on, that mental and gay football player can just admit he's gay to everyone already, and old characters can make a come back with new meth addictions and what not. Degrassi just always goes there. Admit it, you can't not watch it.

Yo! that jacket is tight, son...

YA MEAN!!!??